Total Medals Earned: 2,047 (From 275 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,030 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/295 points)
Re-enact the death scene from Alien!
Don't forget to flush.
You love to live dangerously!
Discretion ain't your forte!
Legend.
It's dangerous out there in space.
Feel the taste of Yupa all over your body!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 17/17 (85/85 points)
Wow! You are so amazing for doing that. Here are 5 points for doing that!
Medals Earned: 12/16 (165/330 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Feed your starling
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Defeat one of every enemy type
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 5/6 (90/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Medals Earned: 2/18 (15/360 points)
Defeat 25 enemies.
Defeat Laszlo.
Use the elevator.
Defeat Otis.
Defeat Zofia.
Defeat 50 enemies.
Defeat Boris.
Learn all of Ivan's skills.
Complete the game.
Learn all of Casimir's skills.
Learn all of Tevoran's skills.
Learn all of Ysabel's skills.
Achieve 8 flawless victories.
Find all secrets.
Learn all of Vadim's skills.
Learn all of Oksana's skills.
Defeat every enemy.
Achieve flawless victories in every battle.
Medals Earned: 7/54 (40/480 points)
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have charisma of 20
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more