Total Medals Earned: 2,047 (From 275 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,030 Points
Medals Earned: 10/23 (105/485 points)
Complete level 2 at 90%
Complete level 3 at 90%
Complete level 4 at 90%
Complete level 5 at 90%
Complete level 6 at 90%
Complete level 7 at 90%
Complete level 8 at 90%
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete level 1 at 90%
Complete level 10 at 90%
Complete level 9 at 90%
Complete level 11 at 90%
Complete level 12 at 90%
Complete level 13 at 90%
Complete level 14 at 90%
Complete level 15 at 90%
Complete level 16 at 90%
Complete level 17 at 90%
Complete level 18 at 90%
Complete level 19 at 90%
Complete level 20 at 90%
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/160 points)
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies..."
"Strange times, yes - even your death may lie."
"We all knew it was true, all along."
"Landing on your head may be mentally stimulating/destructive."
"Oyasuminasai"
"A split-second shot window at a range of 1200meters."
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Knock out that zero!
Get a 3 digit score.
Throw 10 enemies off the platform.
Get a 4 digit score.
Get a 5 digit score.
Throw 100 enemies off the platform
Get a 6 digit score!!!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/450 points)
Defeat HoHoBo's Missions of DEATH
Stick it to him!
Send Him to Hell
Defeat Traller and Tween
Time to DIE
Defeat Krunk, Joey and Mick
When the sun rises, Darkness Falls
Defeat a Black Guy?! NO WAY?!
Recapture the Missing douches
Defeat Ultima Saza
Defeat the Legendary Former Hero "Sephiroth"
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/100 points)
Ran 1,000 Meters
You Died!
Ran 5,000 Meters
Ran 10,000 Meters
Ran 50,000 Meters
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Medals Earned: 6/16 (60/280 points)
Complete level 1 with 3 stars
Complete level 2 with 3 stars
Complete level 3 with 3 stars
Complete level 4 with 3 stars
Complete level 5 with 3 stars
Complete level 6 with 3 stars
Complete level 7 with 3 stars
Complete level 8 with 3 stars
Complete level 10 with 3 stars
Complete level 11 with 3 stars
Complete level 12 with 3 stars
Complete level 13 with 3 stars
Complete level 14 with 3 stars
Complete level 15 with 3 stars
Complete level 16 with 3 stars
Complete level 9 with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 28 levels.